awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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