Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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