Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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