He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so let's talk penis.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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