The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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