The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
