Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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