I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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