so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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