Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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