Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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