he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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