when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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