the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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