Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize