Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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