it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have aggressive nipples.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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