Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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