Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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