my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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