Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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