How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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