Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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