I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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