Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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