i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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