you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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