But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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