I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I woke up under a house in Key West
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