If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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