Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Everclear isn't food dammit
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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