it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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