Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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