Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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