we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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