Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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