We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He kissed a someone with a penis
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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