Your dad touched me again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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