college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
This is classic penis vs brain.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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