Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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