this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.