no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.