Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to