That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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