why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
