Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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