it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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