White coat. Heels.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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