whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
where are my pants?
in the oven.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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