thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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