She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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