bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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