Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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