He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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