Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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