its not stalking. its research.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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