He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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